What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What type of fish is best for fish tacos?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do you complete “Ciao bell'uomo, come stai oggi, buongiorno signore, sono Jennifer Rose Louis, come ti chiami”?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

Which race of women are the hottest?